Ok, I totally deserve what happened to me today. After making fun of my husband for being cold and wearing winter clothes, I'm talking dead of winter clothes, after opening our windows and doors on an A-typical day in Texas where it was actually below 70 degree, I suppose I got what I deserved.
I went to the grocery store, my phone fell out of my purse somewhere along the way unbeknownst to me. I had my dear husband use the "findmyphone" app, and it said it was still at the grocery story. YES, I was so happy...I retraced my steps like 5 times, and I ran into the same pretty little wine taster girl, who stood by the meat department. ON the fifth go round My daughter finally asked her if she had seen a phone.
"No," she said, but she could hear a ring tone of some kind coming from somewhere close by but she wasn't sure where it was coming from. I yelled a "hooray" and told her I should have talked to her sooner. She reminded me that she asked me the last time I passed her, if I had lost a phone, Oh Yeah, I thought...What had I said back to her then, she reminded me again, "no thank you I don't drink." What? I had misunderstood her, she said, "did you lose a phone," and I thought she said, "Do you wanna try our Merlot?" What. A. Frigging idiot I am! I remembered struggling to put a few packages of meat into one of those plastic bags to keep the drippings away, I ran over to the meat chest and under a metal grate was my phone!
Ya, my husband might sit in a cold house with the window open dressed like an Eskimo, complaining about being cold, but I am the queen of losing my phone in the most ridiculous places and not listening too great either, I'd say, in this case, we definitely deserve one another!
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